So I’ve had a bit of a motormouth going at work today…


…and I’m consistently getting tipped $20 because of it. It pays to have have a good sense of humor.

"I’m a bag of doritos shooting nazi zombies"

  56 Hours on Garry’s Mod (via qualitysteamreviews)

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

image

(Source: baara, via sebfreak)

"

SPAAAAACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

MARVEL AS YOU
- PAY TO DO MENIAL TRADINGS
- FETCH QUESTS
- TAKE 10 HOURS TO DO TUTORIALS
- FAIL LOTS AT TUTORIALS
- NOT FEEL LIKE A SPACE CAPTAIN AT ALL
- PAY MONEY TO PLAY
- GET BORED

But it looks nice I guess.

"

  15 Hours on EVE Online (via qualitysteamreviews)